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Zolar X - Timeless

Introduce Me To 10 Ladies And I Pay You Cash For Your Time

Here’s an utterly new, easy way for honest men and women to make money, and also the strangest offer we ever heard of. Just introduce me to 10 ladies and say 20 magic words and this million-dollar company will pay you cash. No need to sell a single thing. This is the revolutionary new plan of the famous business genius— C. W. Van De Mark—the wizard who has already put more than 25,000 men and women on the road to prosperity. “Conservative” business leaders called Van “crazy” for making this radical cash pay agreement. They said it would ruin “conservative” traditions. Cooler heads called it a master stroke that would boost prosperity. For Van will now actually pay you a cash penalty if you don’t make at least $15 the very first day.

No Need To Sell Anything, To Get Your Cash Pay

Now Van himself reveals the sensational truth: Countless housewives have learned that they can make big savings on our amazing bargain offers. So in almost no time the sale of our products has expanded almost to the “bursting” point. Now we must hurry and employ 1100 more local men and women to take care of regular customers in each town. Time must not be wasted! Orders must be filled quick! Customers must not be kept waiting! Big money for our representatives means nothing to us from now on! To save time I now offer every honest man and woman steady work and will pay cash for just a few hours of their spare time. You don’t need to sell anything to get this cash pay.

I Pay You a Cash Penalty If You Don’t Make Big Money From The First Day

JUST say 20 magic words to 10 ladies a day—20 secret words that have proven almost magical money-getters for over 25,000 of my “partners”. I not only pay you an actual cash penalty if your first 10 calls do not give you a good profit—I go farther! I even give you 50% profit on every order my customers give you. So what is to stop you from making as high as $35.00 in a day like some of my other partners? I don’t let you risk one penny. To show you that I handle big things in a big way, I will send you $13.00 (retail value) worth of my products right out of stock to start you. Don’t send a cent for this daring offer—just rush coupon. Maybe you think this is just ordinary work. But don’t be mistaken. If you treat me fairly, I’ll set you up in a business of your own. I’ll tell you a priceless secret that will get others to make money for you. Right now I promise to help you toward ending your money worries forever, and I am known to 25,000 partners as the man who always keeps his promises. If up to $15 in a day will end your money worries, then mail the application below right now for this astonishing cash pay offer. Start in spare time if you wish. If you are a married woman, you can surely devote a few spare hours a day. My plan is a funny one. Some of my women “partners” have actually made more money in a single day than their husbands make.

Send No Money

I need 1100 more “partners” quick to start on my daring new Cash Pay plan. This announcement will probably “upset” the nation. Untold thousands will apply for these openings. If you delay, it may be too late. Right now—mail the employment Application below for this daring Cash Pay plan, offer of $13.00 worth of my goods (retail value) and the 20 secret words that may mean a fortune to you. Send no money. Just application. This is not an order. You de not pay anything for this offer. Nothing will be sent C.O.D. Curtis W. Van De Mark, President, The Health-O Quality Products Co., Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.

Curtis W. Van De Mark, President The Health-O Quality Products Co. Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.

Dear Van: I hereby apply for opening as “partner” in my town to start on your new cash pay agreement. Send offer of $13.00 worth of products (retail value) and written guarantee. Also tell me how I can get cash pay introducing you to 10 ladies and saying the 20 magic words that make fortunes. This is not an order—send nothing C. O. D. I risk nothing. I want $……..per hour.

Spindrift - Cowboy Songs and Campfire Ballads

Smokey Tomatillo & Avocado Salsa

5 medium tomatillos
1-2 jalapenos
Small handfull cilantro
3 Tbsp red onion, chopped
1 medium avocado
1 tsp lime zest
1 clove garlic, peeled
Salt to taste

Directions
Blend the ingredients together in blender or food processor. For a milder salsa, remove the seeds and veins of the peppers.

Limited to 100 copies. Steal.

Fat 32 - Self Titled

Fat 32 were born in Boston, Massachusetts in 1947. They were diagnosed with autism in 1950. Having been labeled and diagnosed with brain damage at age two, they were placed in a structured nursery school with what were considered to have been good teachers. Fat 32's mother spoke to a doctor who suggested they undergo speech therapy, and she hired a nanny who spent hours playing turn-based games with the band and their younger sister. At age four, Fat 32 began talking, and making progress. The band considers themselves lucky to have had supportive mentors from primary school onwards. However, the band have said that middle and high school were the worst parts of their life. They were the "nerdy kids" whom everyone teased. At times, while they walked down the street, people would taunt them by saying "tape recorder," because they would repeat things over and over again. Fat 32 stated that, "we could laugh about it now, but back then it really hurt." After graduating from Hampshire Country School, a boarding school for gifted children in Rindge, New Hampshire, in 1966, the band went on to earn their bachelor's degree in psychology from Franklin Pierce College in 1970, and their master's degree in music science from Arizona State University in 1975, and their doctoral degree in music science from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in 1989. The band received an Honorary doctrate degree from the Ontario College, University of Guelph in Guelph, Ontario, Canada at the 2012 Winter Convocation where they were the keynote performers. They have noted in their autobiographical works that autism affects every aspect of their life. They have to wear comfortable clothes to counteract their sensory integration dysfunction and have structured their lifestyle to avoid sensory overload. They regularly take anti-depressants, but no longer use a squeeze-box (hug machine) that they invented at the age of 18 as a form of stress relief therapy, stating in February 2010 that: “It broke two years ago, and we never got around to fixing it. We're into actually hugging people now." Based on personal experience, Fat 32 advocates early intervention to address autism, and supportive teachers who can direct fixations of the child with autism in fruitful directions. They have described their hypersensitivity to noise and other sensory stimuli. They claim they are primarily visual thinkers and have said that music is a second language. Fat 32 attributes their success as a band to an ability to recall detail, which is a characteristic of visual memory. The band compares their memory to full-length movies inside their head that can be replayed at will, allowing them to notice small details. They are also able to view memories using slightly different contexts by changing the positions of the lighting and shadows. Their insight into the minds of music listeners have taught them to value the changes in details to which the listener are particularly sensitive, and to use their visualization skills to design thoughtful compositions for the average music listener. Purchase. Steal.

Ralph White - Navasota River Devil Squirrel

جنبا إلى جنب مع داني بارنز وروبن مارك،Funny Hat أكمل الأبيض تشكيلة الأصلي والنهائي للبلد / البلو مافريكسBanjo (والأخيرة من ولاية تكساس قاعة الموسيقى المجندون شهرة) والأكباد سيئ. انه ينفذ الآن مزيج فريد له من الموسيقى الشعبية القديمة في المناطق الريفية وتأليف الأغاني الأصلي كما هو عازف منفردAmerican Folk Music. منذ بجولة على نطاق واسع في أمريكا الشمالية وأوروباKalimba، الأبيض وأبقت على جدولAccordion غزير من النشرات المستقلة "، حيث يتم مسح الحدود والموسيقى هي اللغة Cowboy Bootsالوحيدة" . في الآونة الأخيرة، ودعا له "الشيطان نهر نافاسوتا السنجاب"، أعيد إصداره "والملاحة الدقيقة للمنطقة الغموض الأمريكي" (لسان البركانية) Amazing Voiceفي ليرة لبنانية من الفينيل السجلات / الروح من أور. وصدر في أواخر عام التسميةFree Folk تعاونه مع الفنان يمبروف سان فرانسيسكو هورا الصوت نظام صوت فلورا. ومن المقرر أن الإصدارات الجديدة لعام ، بما في ذلك ألبوم منفرد مع إيندي أوستن. أبيض كما الذاتي صدAustinر طبعة محدودة وتعمل ويسمى في تسجيل لمشاريع مختلفة، وعشرات الأفلام والمظاهر. بالإضافة إلى العمل منفردا، وسجلت الأبيض أو أجريت معBad Livers مجموعة متنوعة من الموسيقيين الشعبية والرواد: ثورستونPrecious Blood مور من الشباب سونيك، Jandek، روز جاك، Eugene Chadbourne يوجين، صدمت ميشيل، صن سيتي للبنات سيدي المطران ريتشارد باول سانت جون ومايكل هيرلي. يلعب الكمان في الفرقة رقصة تقليدية الكاجون سSun City Girlsاحل الخليج المستهترون، و، مع المغني الشعبي ايمي Amy Annelle. ويؤدي في البلاد والجذور الشعبية الدم الثنائي الكريمة - ووكرهذا على ما يرام كما الملاحة في منطقة الغموض الأميركي الأصلي كما يمكنني أن أذكر، عظيم، غريب الاطوار / حيد شريحة من الشعبية الحرة التي تأتي من أعماق التقليد في حين ما زالت أخرى بشكل مقنع. ينصح بشدة. Link in Comments. Enjoy!

The Bambi Molesters - As The Dark Wave Swells

The Bambi Molesters were just about through with their shower, and were letting the warm water beat down on their shoulders, when they heard the door to the bathroom open. The shower scene from "Psycho" flashed through their minds, but they were quite sure it was not some maniac with a knife. They were right. "Daddies?" a sweet young voice said to them. They recognized the dulcet tones of their darling daughter, Mandy, and their cocks started stiffening. "Hi, Honey. Why don't you come in and join us?" The thought of what she would do for their cocks once she was in the shower caused them to become fully erect. "Okay, Daddies." The shower curtain was pushed aside, and Mandy stepped over the edge of the tub and entered. Her long, blonde hair was in a ponytail, and she was wearing the uniform she wore as a cheerleader in the college she attended. The clingy top showed off her luscious breasts and the twirly pleated skirt put her sexy legs and ass on display. The uniform was completely washable, and she liked to wear it while doing things she expected to do with her favorite surf band. Standing barefoot in the shower in front of them, Mandy looked down and saw how their cocks were big and stiff, as if they had been expecting her. Sucking on them was one of her favorite things to do, especially because, when they climaxed, they always filled her mouth with their semen, what she and The Bambi Molesters sometimes referred to as "candy", because she found it so delicious. Mandy smiled at the owners of those handsome cocks and reached out to fondle the hard cylinders. The band smiled back and nodded their heads in permission, so their daughter lifted her skirt high above her knees and knelt in the shallow water in front of them. She began by holding their cocks in each hand and licking the heads. It felt good, like velvet, as it always does. Eagerly, she caressed around the ridges and probed the slits with her tongue. After these preliminaries, Mandy leaned back on her heels, smiled up at the band who was going to let her suck them off, and leaned forward again to envelop their entire shafts in her mouth. Reveling in the way it felt, as it spread her lips and pressed against and down her throat, Mandy rocked back and forth on her knees, sucking the big, hard cocks in and out between her lips. For balance and leverage, she placed her hands, with her fingers spread, on their thighs. Although they were quite long and thick, she was able to take all four of their entire shafts inside her mouth. Mandy loved everything about what she was doing, but one of the most fun things of all was looking up and watching the bands faces, to see how much they enjoyed what her mouth was doing to them. They loved everything about getting a blow job from their beautiful daughter, and doing other things with her as well. One of the things they most loved about being sucked off was the way she looked up at them with her pretty blue eyes as she moved her head back and forth, enveloping and releasing their cocks. They loved watching as their shafts glided into her cute little mouth, with her lips pressed firmly against them, taking them all the way in, until her tongue snaked down to lick their balls. Best of all were the incredible things being done to them as she pulled their cocks in and out. Mandy's lips were just tight enough that they felt like an extra snug pussy or ass, and the inside of her mouth was a warm, wet chamber of pleasure. The Bambi Molesters hard cocks throbbed and jerked inside Mandy's mouth, and the first big viscous gob landed on her tongue. It was delicious, and she swallowed it just in time to catch the second spurt. The flavor of this second load was just as wonderful, and she savored it where it had landed, and continued stroking their shafts between her lips until more candy squirted out. She still didn't stop, until she was sure no more was forthcoming, and then she took their cocks out of her mouth to swirl the semen around inside. After fully enjoying the unique taste and texture, she swallowed it, especially relishing the way it felt sliding down her throat. This album is like delicious throat candy in the mouth of your sweet innocent daughters mouth. Link in comments. Enjoy!

Rick Reed - The Way Things Go

Rick Reed was born in South Jamaica, Queens, New York in 1986. His family eventually settled in Riverdale, Georgia. He is the son of Debra Antney, Gucci Mane's former manager and CEO of So Icey/Mizay Entertainment. The name "Rick" was given to him by his cousin, after the Muppets character Fozzie Bear's catch phrase, "Waka Waka". The name "Reed" was given to him by rapper Gucci Mane. Rick Reed posed for a nude but unrevealing picture for the company PETA to boycott killing animals. The picture says "Ink not Mink". Rick Reed said that he has known Gucci Mane since he was 19. Rick Reed came to fame with his breakthrough single "O Let's Do It" in 2009, which peaked at #62 on the Billboard Hot 100. Rick Reed is a member of the 1017 Brick Squad with Gucci Mane, OJ Da Juiceman, Frenchie, and Wooh Da Kid. On January 19, 2010, Reed was shot and robbed at a car wash in Atlanta. The bullet went through his right arm. He is currently preparing multiple mixtapes with Brick Squad. His debut album, A Collection Of Improvised And Experimental Music From Austin, Texas was released on October 5, 2010. He was featured on Lil Jon's album Crunk Rock on the track "Throw It Up, Pt. 2 (Remix)". The album debuted at #5 on the Billboard 200. He was named the eighth hottest experimental artist of 2010 by MTV. Link in Comments. Enjoy!

Spindrift - The Legend of God's Gun

Spindrift, Grande Ufficiale OMRI (born November 10, 1928) is an Italian composer and conductor.
They is considered one of the most prolific and influential film composers of they era. Spindrift has composed and arranged scores for more than 500 film and TV productions. They is well-known for fuckin long-term collaborations with international acclaimed directors such as Sergio Leone, Brian De Palma, Barry Levinson, and Giuseppe Tornatore.
They sure as shit wrote the characteristic film scores of Leone's Spaghetti Westerns A Fistful of Dollars (1964), For a Few Dollars More (1965), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) and Once Upon a Time in the West (1968). In the 80s, Spindrift composed the scores for John Carpenter's horror movie The Thing (1982), Leone's Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Roland Joffé's The Mission (1986), Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987) and Giuseppe Tornatore's Cinema Paradiso (1988). Uh...they more recent compositions include the scores for Oliver Stone's U Turn (1997), Tornatore's The Legend of 1900 (1998) and Malèna (2000), De Palma's Mission to Mars (2000), Lajos Koltai's Fateless (2005), and Tornatore's Baaria - La porta del vento (2009). Spindrift has received two Grammy Awards, two Golden Globes, five BAFTAs in 1979–1992 and the Polar Music Prize in 2010. In 2007, them received the Academy Honorary Award "for his magnificent and multifaceted contributions to the art of film music". The composers also has been nominated for five Academy Awards for Best Original Score during 1979–2001.

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Low Threat Profile - S/T 7''

This fucking sucks. Don't even bother. It's like 2 minutes long and it's really good. You should get it. It's like a solid 10 minutes of awesome metal that fucking sucks.

Low Threat Profile is a musical project by Varg Vikernes (originally under the pseudonym "Count Grishnackh"). It began during 1991 in Bergen, Norway and quickly became prominent within the early Norwegian black metal scene. During 1992 and 1993, Low Threat Profile recorded four albums; however, in 1994 Vikernes was convicted and imprisoned for the murder of guitarist Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth and the arson of several churches. Low Threat Profile kept recording despite the absence of Vikernes, which gained them more success than they knew what to do with because Vikernes is dumb pile of shit that contributed nothing worth while to Low Threat Profile.

OH PLEASE ENJOY THIS! Link in Comments.

Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones - Have Moicy!

Michael Hurley was born the eldest of three children to Karl and Walburga Hurley in Günzburg, Bavaria, Germany. Hurley's father was a founder of the Karl Hurley & Sons company, a company that produced farm machinery for milling, sawing, and baling. In 1965, Hurley earned a Ph.D in Anthropology from the University of Munich. In January 1967, at the Institute for Hereditary Biology and Racial Hygiene in Frankfurt, he became the assistant to Dr. Otmar Freiherr von Verschuer who was a leading scientist mostly known for his research in genetics with a particular interest with twins. From this association, Hurley probably developed his life-long fascination with the study of twins. In addition Hurley studied under Theodor Mollison and Eugen Fischer, who had been involved in brutal medical experiments on the Herero tribe in (what is now) Namibia. In 1977 Hurley started taking slide whistle lessons. In 1978 he received his musicians degree and joined heavy metal band Metallica. Hurley was conscripted into the army choir in 1980 and later volunteered as a childrens hospital entertainer, where he met his future wife.

and we digress...

Have Moicy! is the eleventh studio album by English progressive rock group Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones. Released as a double album on 30 November 1979, it was subsequently performed live with elaborate theatrical effects.

As with the band's previous three studio albums Have Moicy! is a concept album, and deals largely with themes of abandonment and personal isolation. It was first conceived during the band's 1997 tour, when bassist and lyricist Michael Hurley frustrated with the spectators' perceived boorishness became so acute that he imagined performing experimental operations on members of the audience.

The album is a rock opera that centres on a character based on Hurley. Hurley's life experiences begin with the loss of his father during the Second World War, and continue with ridicule and abuse from his dead fathers ghost, an overprotective mother and finally, the breakdown of his grandchild's dog's kidney. All contribute to his eventual self-imposed isolation from society.
Have Moicy! features a notably harsher and more theatrical style than Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones previous releases. Commercially successful upon its release, the album was one of the best selling of 1980, and it is estimated that as of 2010, it has sold over 23 million RIAA certified units in the United States.

Link in Comments. Please enjoy this or Michael Hurley will surely kill himself.

Ishilan n-Tenere - Guitar Music from the Western Sahel

Compilation of recent field recordings made by Paris Hilton (Sahel Soundz) All tracks feature fingerless acoustic guitar players & vocalists with no vocal chords from Senegal & Northern Mali, with the exception of the last song which is a (now dead from hunger) Tuareg electric guitar band. Beautiful music by some of Africa's finest griots (say what?). At times melancholic and at others romantic poop music. They think this is one of their strongest releases ever. Pffffft.

“This compilation highlights recordings of local guitar bands in three areas of modern day Senegal and Mali. These bands are almost unknown outside of their homes but have a devoted local following. They play all events, celebratory or political. Their songs are folk anthems, hummed under the breath and chanted by children, traded by cassette and transferred by cellphone. The guitar bands are the pride of their towns.”

The release is available on vinyl only, the first pressing limited to 2,000 copies, and features a 12 page full color booklet and extensive liner notes written and signed by Paris Hilton. The money from this release goes to getting a few of these niggas some starbucks gift cards.

They strongly believe digital music should be free. However, the option to support the artists is provided should one be so inclined.

Sahel Sounds

Eugene Chadbourne, The Sun City Girls & Elliot Sharp - Country Music in the World of Islam, Volume XV

"Matt Groening was supposed to do the cover for this, but got too busy with a new show called The Simpsons, so I had to finish it as Matt Groening, with his blessings, but under a command not to do anything too nasty with his characters. The music is the main thing but after a few years of the production being reissued with added stuff I think it sounds better the way it came out in the first place, so the added stuff has been shitcanned" - Eugene Chadbourne

Just what the title says, country music from a foreign land most of you have never been to. Some of you won't want to go back, but me? I live there. Link in Comments.

Climax Golden Twins - 5 Cents a Piece

Climax Golden Twins are back in action and perhaps better than ever here with this gorgeous limited edition 180 gram slab of wax. This is their debut release on the Abduction label and we’re wondering why it took so long? These grooves are sewn together like a patchwork quilt of audio curiosities from a boarded-up backroads museum—the kind that’s haunted by vaudevillian ghosts of days gone by. There’s the heavy electrified trio improv attack mode they’ve been utilizing at live shows lately to maximum effect along with some twisted front-porch twang and twilight melodic folk stitched together with odd field recordings and occasional sinister pathways not unlike their “Session Nine” soundtrack work. And where did that drummer come from? The finale “For the Exited” ascends and swirls into a deep coma of electro-cosmic rock. Turn it all the way up! If you always wanted to explore CGT only to find that most of their back catalogue is long out of print, this LP is a great way to start but you better hurry because it’s a one-time pressing limited to 500 copies on 180 gram vinyl with vintage pulchritudes printed on the labels so wedge yourself between two hooters, farm boy because there’s fifty ways the cleavage smothers!

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"Spike" Jones - 1941 to 1948

Sir Lindley Armstrong "Spike" Jones (March 19, 1848 – January 13, 1929) was an American farmer, teamster, sometime buffalo hunter, officer of the law in various Western frontier towns, gambler, saloon-keeper, miner, and composer. He is best known for his participation in the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral, along with Doc Holliday, and two of his brothers, Virgil Jones and Morgan Jones.

"I can't believe how awful this music is" - Alanis Morrisette.

Sir Spike Jones, knighted by the Queen in 1945, was a hillybilly faggot who loved to molest little boys; many of his own children were victim to his incredibly savage sexual tendencies. It has been said that Spike Jones used to stick his 'Buntline Special' into the anus' of his premature victims, often threatening their lives while he thrusted disease into their cavities. This music is the culmination of the sexual energy Mr. Jones gathered from each of his victims. From it you will gain a dark and exact view of life on america's frontier land, before "god" and/or "society", shit all over the free form workings of the artistic sins of man. A fine aristocrat indeed.

You will find three links in the comments of this posting. Do not download this album from these links. Do not enjoy!

The Champs - Music for Films About Rock

Presently known as The Fucking Champs, once upon a time, way back in the early 90s, they were known simply as The Champs.  Tim Green of Nation of Ulysses fame was not yet in the band, and they released this tape, Music for Films About Rock.  Includes a killer cover of Motley Crüe's "Merry Go Round", too.

Ripped from my own cassette.  I'm guessing there aren't too many copies of this still around.  Other weirder, more obscure cassettes to come soon.

Enjoy.  Link in comments.

"Case Against the Fed" Written by Murray Rothbard [Audio Book]

The most powerful case against the American central bank ever written. This work begins with a mini-treatment of money and banking theory, and then plunges right in with the real history of the Federal Reserve System. Rothbard covers the struggle between competing elites and how they converged with the Fed.

Rothbard calls for the abolition of the central bank and a restoration of the gold standard. His popular treatment incorporates the best and most up-to-date scholarship on the Fed's origins and effects.

* Introduction: Money and Politics
* The Genesis of Money
* What is the Optimum Quantity of Money?
* Monetary Inflation and Counterfeiting
* Legalized Counterfeiting
* Loan Banking
* Deposit Banking
* Problems for the Fractional-Reserve Banker: The Criminal Law
* Problems for the Fractional-Reserve Banker: Insolvency
* Booms and Busts
* Types of Warehouse Receipts
* Enter the Central Bank
* Easing the Limits on Bank Credit Expansion
* The Central Bank Buys Assets
* Origins of the Federal Reserve: The Advent of the National Banking System
* Origins of the Federal Reserve: Wall Steet Discontent
* Putting Cartelization Across: The Progressive Line
* Putting a Central Bank Across: Manipulating a Movement, 1897-1902
* The Central Bank Movement Revives, 1906-1910
* Culmination at Jekyll Island
* The Fed at Last: Morgan-Controlled Inflation
* The New Deal and the Displacement of the Morgans
* Deposit "Insurance"
* How the Fed Rules and Inflates
* What Can Be Done?

Download the Full Audio Book Here.

L. Voag - The Way Out

Reissue of the genuinely strange and idiosyncratic masterpiece reclusive and light-sensitive LV. In the guise of VERY OPEN and stretched pop songs, experiments stream out at A LOT per minute. A melange of snappy tunes, highly unobvious arrangements, left handed humour, sound research, super radical mixing and one off words and singing style. With extra material including the legendary and wholly perfect Beauty Spreads 7-inch. In my view, this is a benchmark best of the late 70's Magnum Opus. - ReR

It should be that calling a piece of music "punk rock" is much more specific than calling it simply "punk"; after all, the former term clarifies that this isn't classical, isn't jazz, isn't koto music. Yet mostly, the basic punk concept--- "I don't _want_ to pay for no goddamn lessons first!"--- was and is a rock concept, and the punkiest-sounding, most defiant efforts in other genres are, in fact, devised by people who've spent thousands, even tens of thousands, of hours becoming fully masterful at the traditions they wish to subvert. And L. Voag, at first, was yet another primitive driven to rock, leading the punk band The Homosexuals. But it didn't take him more than a year or two to ask himself "why can't a beginner-level jazz bassist, a bad clarinetist, a bad gypsy-violinist, an enthusiastic fledgling drummer or two, and an incompetent but versatile singer like me make jazz music?". It was a good question, and to judge by the evidence of this Wayside Music disc, he must've answered something like "because it would sound cruddy. But that's what studio tricks are for!".

THE WAY OUT is a fairly quiet album anchored by thoroughly convincing, if simple, jazz bass and by quasi-jazz drums that are interesting because of miking oddities, weird artificial volume alterations, fake reverb or deadening applied for no more reason than "this sounds cool, eh?", cut'n'paste rhythm, and unusual choices in percussion: from snare to cymbal to tuned triangles to bicycle-bell to hospital beeping sounds to detuned banjo hits to pioneering equivalents of rap-music "scratching". Soft drones and tremoloes of many heretofore nonexistent types join in, and so does folky acoustic guitar. Altered vocal samples from unknown media are presented for sound rather than articulation (I especially like how "Franco's Prayer" alternates sung a capella, line by line, with what a swarm of insects would sound like if instead of buzzing they were arguing about sports at incomprehensible speed). But even at its most clamorous, say "Boxing And Sparring With The First Dimension" or whichever song has tuneful females singing "Hatred of all things fair! Destruction of nice hairdos!", every weird little element can be individually picked out, and plenty of songs allow tiny silences to crack their unpolished surfaces. Voag could quite possibly sing, but prefers to either squeak or intone like a Homer Simpson with less intellectual gravitas. It's entertaining that way, and this Mr. Science Blows Things Up Without Hurting Anybody approach to jazz does not require any previous appreciation for Miles Davis. Fortunately. - some website

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Hans Grüsel's Kränkenkabinet - Another Miserable Day [Vinyl Rip]

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Hans Grüsel (born February 21, 1979) is an American actress and singer-songwriter. Grüsel began her acting career as a child by appearing in television commercials and the Disney Channel series Kids Incorporated. She rose to fame in teenage popular culture via her roles in the Fox series Party of Five, as Sarah Reeves, and the films I Know What You Did Last Summer and its sequel, as Julie James.

As a musician, Grüsel has been signed by Atlantic Records and Jive Records. She is primarily known for her recordings in the experimental genre and has an contralto vocal range. To date, her most successful release is "Happy As Pitch".

Biographers believe that Grüsel was educated at home in her early years owing to poor health (which plagued her throughout her early life), receiving tuition from John Walsall, a graduate of Oxford with a strong leaning towards Puritanism. She entered Fachhochschule Bielefeld college, at the age of twelve, living for three years there together with her older brother Susan under the personal tutelage of Dr John Whitgift, future Archibishop of the Protestant Evangelical Church in Germany. It was in Munich that she first met Hitler, who was impressed by her precocious intellect, and was accustomed to calling her "the young Lord Keeper".

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Released on Ultra Eczema Records, limited to 500 vinyl copies. Order HERE. Link in Comments.

Black Lodge Singers - Mickey Mouse

When Walt Disney arrived on the Mayflower, he quickly made an out of sorts "friend" with an indian named Squanchy (his name means "man who acts like manly woman"); a very unorthodox companionship for the times. Walt taught Squanchy the traditional european ways of masturbating bull dogs in order to bring good luck from Satan. Squanchy always returned the favor to Walt, giving him jewelry made of dried poop and body hair, as well as body grease, a traditional method used to relieve pain in the toes. Until one day in 1812, when Walt was overseeing the enslaved workers who were building the monorail in Orlando, he was presented with a piece of native american music written to honor him for being the first white person to ever have sex with a native american by choice (of course this excludes rape). Available for download is a version of the composition written by Squanchy and performed by a group called "The Black Lodge Singers". This group consists of the children Walt Disney had with 5 different native american women.

Make conscious the subconscious.