Friday, December 21, 2012
Sunday, July 29, 2012
Introduce Me To 10 Ladies And I Pay You Cash For Your Time
Here’s an utterly new, easy way for honest men and women to make money, and also the strangest offer we ever heard of. Just introduce me to 10 ladies and say 20 magic words and this million-dollar company will pay you cash. No need to sell a single thing. This is the revolutionary new plan of the famous business genius— C. W. Van De Mark—the wizard who has already put more than 25,000 men and women on the road to prosperity. “Conservative” business leaders called Van “crazy” for making this radical cash pay agreement. They said it would ruin “conservative” traditions. Cooler heads called it a master stroke that would boost prosperity. For Van will now actually pay you a cash penalty if you don’t make at least $15 the very first day.
No Need To Sell Anything, To Get Your Cash Pay
Now Van himself reveals the sensational truth: Countless housewives have learned that they can make big savings on our amazing bargain offers. So in almost no time the sale of our products has expanded almost to the “bursting” point. Now we must hurry and employ 1100 more local men and women to take care of regular customers in each town. Time must not be wasted! Orders must be filled quick! Customers must not be kept waiting! Big money for our representatives means nothing to us from now on! To save time I now offer every honest man and woman steady work and will pay cash for just a few hours of their spare time. You don’t need to sell anything to get this cash pay.
I Pay You a Cash Penalty If You Don’t Make Big Money From The First Day
JUST say 20 magic words to 10 ladies a day—20 secret words that have proven almost magical money-getters for over 25,000 of my “partners”. I not only pay you an actual cash penalty if your first 10 calls do not give you a good profit—I go farther! I even give you 50% profit on every order my customers give you. So what is to stop you from making as high as $35.00 in a day like some of my other partners? I don’t let you risk one penny. To show you that I handle big things in a big way, I will send you $13.00 (retail value) worth of my products right out of stock to start you. Don’t send a cent for this daring offer—just rush coupon. Maybe you think this is just ordinary work. But don’t be mistaken. If you treat me fairly, I’ll set you up in a business of your own. I’ll tell you a priceless secret that will get others to make money for you. Right now I promise to help you toward ending your money worries forever, and I am known to 25,000 partners as the man who always keeps his promises. If up to $15 in a day will end your money worries, then mail the application below right now for this astonishing cash pay offer. Start in spare time if you wish. If you are a married woman, you can surely devote a few spare hours a day. My plan is a funny one. Some of my women “partners” have actually made more money in a single day than their husbands make.
Send No Money
I need 1100 more “partners” quick to start on my daring new Cash Pay plan. This announcement will probably “upset” the nation. Untold thousands will apply for these openings. If you delay, it may be too late. Right now—mail the employment Application below for this daring Cash Pay plan, offer of $13.00 worth of my goods (retail value) and the 20 secret words that may mean a fortune to you. Send no money. Just application. This is not an order. You de not pay anything for this offer. Nothing will be sent C.O.D. Curtis W. Van De Mark, President, The Health-O Quality Products Co., Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.
Curtis W. Van De Mark, President The Health-O Quality Products Co. Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.
Dear Van: I hereby apply for opening as “partner” in my town to start on your new cash pay agreement. Send offer of $13.00 worth of products (retail value) and written guarantee. Also tell me how I can get cash pay introducing you to 10 ladies and saying the 20 magic words that make fortunes. This is not an order—send nothing C. O. D. I risk nothing. I want $……..per hour.
Sunday, May 6, 2012
Smokey Tomatillo & Avocado Salsa
5 medium tomatillos
Small handfull cilantro
3 Tbsp red onion, chopped
1 medium avocado
1 tsp lime zest
1 clove garlic, peeled
Salt to taste
Blend the ingredients together in blender or food processor. For a milder salsa, remove the seeds and veins of the peppers.
Limited to 100 copies. Steal.
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Rick Reed was born in South Jamaica, Queens, New York in 1986. His family eventually settled in Riverdale, Georgia. He is the son of Debra Antney, Gucci Mane's former manager and CEO of So Icey/Mizay Entertainment. The name "Rick" was given to him by his cousin, after the Muppets character Fozzie Bear's catch phrase, "Waka Waka". The name "Reed" was given to him by rapper Gucci Mane. Rick Reed posed for a nude but unrevealing picture for the company PETA to boycott killing animals. The picture says "Ink not Mink". Rick Reed said that he has known Gucci Mane since he was 19. Rick Reed came to fame with his breakthrough single "O Let's Do It" in 2009, which peaked at #62 on the Billboard Hot 100. Rick Reed is a member of the 1017 Brick Squad with Gucci Mane, OJ Da Juiceman, Frenchie, and Wooh Da Kid. On January 19, 2010, Reed was shot and robbed at a car wash in Atlanta. The bullet went through his right arm. He is currently preparing multiple mixtapes with Brick Squad. His debut album, A Collection Of Improvised And Experimental Music From Austin, Texas was released on October 5, 2010. He was featured on Lil Jon's album Crunk Rock on the track "Throw It Up, Pt. 2 (Remix)". The album debuted at #5 on the Billboard 200. He was named the eighth hottest experimental artist of 2010 by MTV. Link in Comments. Enjoy!
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Spindrift, Grande Ufficiale OMRI (born November 10, 1928) is an Italian composer and conductor.
They is considered one of the most prolific and influential film composers of they era. Spindrift has composed and arranged scores for more than 500 film and TV productions. They is well-known for fuckin long-term collaborations with international acclaimed directors such as Sergio Leone, Brian De Palma, Barry Levinson, and Giuseppe Tornatore.
They sure as shit wrote the characteristic film scores of Leone's Spaghetti Westerns A Fistful of Dollars (1964), For a Few Dollars More (1965), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) and Once Upon a Time in the West (1968). In the 80s, Spindrift composed the scores for John Carpenter's horror movie The Thing (1982), Leone's Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Roland Joffé's The Mission (1986), Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987) and Giuseppe Tornatore's Cinema Paradiso (1988). Uh...they more recent compositions include the scores for Oliver Stone's U Turn (1997), Tornatore's The Legend of 1900 (1998) and Malèna (2000), De Palma's Mission to Mars (2000), Lajos Koltai's Fateless (2005), and Tornatore's Baaria - La porta del vento (2009). Spindrift has received two Grammy Awards, two Golden Globes, five BAFTAs in 1979–1992 and the Polar Music Prize in 2010. In 2007, them received the Academy Honorary Award "for his magnificent and multifaceted contributions to the art of film music". The composers also has been nominated for five Academy Awards for Best Original Score during 1979–2001.
Friday, January 28, 2011
This fucking sucks. Don't even bother. It's like 2 minutes long and it's really good. You should get it. It's like a solid 10 minutes of awesome metal that fucking sucks.
Low Threat Profile is a musical project by Varg Vikernes (originally under the pseudonym "Count Grishnackh"). It began during 1991 in Bergen, Norway and quickly became prominent within the early Norwegian black metal scene. During 1992 and 1993, Low Threat Profile recorded four albums; however, in 1994 Vikernes was convicted and imprisoned for the murder of guitarist Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth and the arson of several churches. Low Threat Profile kept recording despite the absence of Vikernes, which gained them more success than they knew what to do with because Vikernes is dumb pile of shit that contributed nothing worth while to Low Threat Profile.
OH PLEASE ENJOY THIS! Link in Comments.
Friday, January 7, 2011
Michael Hurley was born the eldest of three children to Karl and Walburga Hurley in Günzburg, Bavaria, Germany. Hurley's father was a founder of the Karl Hurley & Sons company, a company that produced farm machinery for milling, sawing, and baling. In 1965, Hurley earned a Ph.D in Anthropology from the University of Munich. In January 1967, at the Institute for Hereditary Biology and Racial Hygiene in Frankfurt, he became the assistant to Dr. Otmar Freiherr von Verschuer who was a leading scientist mostly known for his research in genetics with a particular interest with twins. From this association, Hurley probably developed his life-long fascination with the study of twins. In addition Hurley studied under Theodor Mollison and Eugen Fischer, who had been involved in brutal medical experiments on the Herero tribe in (what is now) Namibia. In 1977 Hurley started taking slide whistle lessons. In 1978 he received his musicians degree and joined heavy metal band Metallica. Hurley was conscripted into the army choir in 1980 and later volunteered as a childrens hospital entertainer, where he met his future wife.
and we digress...
Have Moicy! is the eleventh studio album by English progressive rock group Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones. Released as a double album on 30 November 1979, it was subsequently performed live with elaborate theatrical effects.
As with the band's previous three studio albums Have Moicy! is a concept album, and deals largely with themes of abandonment and personal isolation. It was first conceived during the band's 1997 tour, when bassist and lyricist Michael Hurley frustrated with the spectators' perceived boorishness became so acute that he imagined performing experimental operations on members of the audience.
The album is a rock opera that centres on a character based on Hurley. Hurley's life experiences begin with the loss of his father during the Second World War, and continue with ridicule and abuse from his dead fathers ghost, an overprotective mother and finally, the breakdown of his grandchild's dog's kidney. All contribute to his eventual self-imposed isolation from society.
Have Moicy! features a notably harsher and more theatrical style than Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones previous releases. Commercially successful upon its release, the album was one of the best selling of 1980, and it is estimated that as of 2010, it has sold over 23 million RIAA certified units in the United States.
Link in Comments. Please enjoy this or Michael Hurley will surely kill himself.