Friday, December 21, 2012

Untitled & Anonymous Happy Talk Chat Post

Happy. Keep talkin' happy talk; Talkin about the things you like to do.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Zolar X - Timeless

Introduce Me To 10 Ladies And I Pay You Cash For Your Time

Here’s an utterly new, easy way for honest men and women to make money, and also the strangest offer we ever heard of. Just introduce me to 10 ladies and say 20 magic words and this million-dollar company will pay you cash. No need to sell a single thing. This is the revolutionary new plan of the famous business genius— C. W. Van De Mark—the wizard who has already put more than 25,000 men and women on the road to prosperity. “Conservative” business leaders called Van “crazy” for making this radical cash pay agreement. They said it would ruin “conservative” traditions. Cooler heads called it a master stroke that would boost prosperity. For Van will now actually pay you a cash penalty if you don’t make at least $15 the very first day.

No Need To Sell Anything, To Get Your Cash Pay

Now Van himself reveals the sensational truth: Countless housewives have learned that they can make big savings on our amazing bargain offers. So in almost no time the sale of our products has expanded almost to the “bursting” point. Now we must hurry and employ 1100 more local men and women to take care of regular customers in each town. Time must not be wasted! Orders must be filled quick! Customers must not be kept waiting! Big money for our representatives means nothing to us from now on! To save time I now offer every honest man and woman steady work and will pay cash for just a few hours of their spare time. You don’t need to sell anything to get this cash pay.

I Pay You a Cash Penalty If You Don’t Make Big Money From The First Day

JUST say 20 magic words to 10 ladies a day—20 secret words that have proven almost magical money-getters for over 25,000 of my “partners”. I not only pay you an actual cash penalty if your first 10 calls do not give you a good profit—I go farther! I even give you 50% profit on every order my customers give you. So what is to stop you from making as high as $35.00 in a day like some of my other partners? I don’t let you risk one penny. To show you that I handle big things in a big way, I will send you $13.00 (retail value) worth of my products right out of stock to start you. Don’t send a cent for this daring offer—just rush coupon. Maybe you think this is just ordinary work. But don’t be mistaken. If you treat me fairly, I’ll set you up in a business of your own. I’ll tell you a priceless secret that will get others to make money for you. Right now I promise to help you toward ending your money worries forever, and I am known to 25,000 partners as the man who always keeps his promises. If up to $15 in a day will end your money worries, then mail the application below right now for this astonishing cash pay offer. Start in spare time if you wish. If you are a married woman, you can surely devote a few spare hours a day. My plan is a funny one. Some of my women “partners” have actually made more money in a single day than their husbands make.

Send No Money
I need 1100 more “partners” quick to start on my daring new Cash Pay plan. This announcement will probably “upset” the nation. Untold thousands will apply for these openings. If you delay, it may be too late. Right now—mail the employment Application below for this daring Cash Pay plan, offer of $13.00 worth of my goods (retail value) and the 20 secret words that may mean a fortune to you. Send no money. Just application. This is not an order. You de not pay anything for this offer. Nothing will be sent C.O.D. Curtis W. Van De Mark, President, The Health-O Quality Products Co., Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.
Curtis W. Van De Mark, President The Health-O Quality Products Co. Dept. 2034-GG, Health-O Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio.

Dear Van: I hereby apply for opening as “partner” in my town to start on your new cash pay agreement. Send offer of $13.00 worth of products (retail value) and written guarantee. Also tell me how I can get cash pay introducing you to 10 ladies and saying the 20 magic words that make fortunes. This is not an order—send nothing C. O. D. I risk nothing. I want $……..per hour.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Spindrift - Cowboy Songs and Campfire Ballads

Smokey Tomatillo & Avocado Salsa

5 medium tomatillos
1-2 jalapenos
Small handfull cilantro
3 Tbsp red onion, chopped
1 medium avocado
1 tsp lime zest
1 clove garlic, peeled
Salt to taste

Blend the ingredients together in blender or food processor. For a milder salsa, remove the seeds and veins of the peppers.

Limited to 100 copies. Steal.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Fat 32 - Self Titled

Fat 32 were born in Boston, Massachusetts in 1947. They were diagnosed with autism in 1950. Having been labeled and diagnosed with brain damage at age two, they were placed in a structured nursery school with what were considered to have been good teachers. Fat 32's mother spoke to a doctor who suggested they undergo speech therapy, and she hired a nanny who spent hours playing turn-based games with the band and their younger sister. At age four, Fat 32 began talking, and making progress. The band considers themselves lucky to have had supportive mentors from primary school onwards. However, the band have said that middle and high school were the worst parts of their life. They were the "nerdy kids" whom everyone teased. At times, while they walked down the street, people would taunt them by saying "tape recorder," because they would repeat things over and over again. Fat 32 stated that, "we could laugh about it now, but back then it really hurt." After graduating from Hampshire Country School, a boarding school for gifted children in Rindge, New Hampshire, in 1966, the band went on to earn their bachelor's degree in psychology from Franklin Pierce College in 1970, and their master's degree in music science from Arizona State University in 1975, and their doctoral degree in music science from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign in 1989. The band received an Honorary doctrate degree from the Ontario College, University of Guelph in Guelph, Ontario, Canada at the 2012 Winter Convocation where they were the keynote performers. They have noted in their autobiographical works that autism affects every aspect of their life. They have to wear comfortable clothes to counteract their sensory integration dysfunction and have structured their lifestyle to avoid sensory overload. They regularly take anti-depressants, but no longer use a squeeze-box (hug machine) that they invented at the age of 18 as a form of stress relief therapy, stating in February 2010 that: “It broke two years ago, and we never got around to fixing it. We're into actually hugging people now." Based on personal experience, Fat 32 advocates early intervention to address autism, and supportive teachers who can direct fixations of the child with autism in fruitful directions. They have described their hypersensitivity to noise and other sensory stimuli. They claim they are primarily visual thinkers and have said that music is a second language. Fat 32 attributes their success as a band to an ability to recall detail, which is a characteristic of visual memory. The band compares their memory to full-length movies inside their head that can be replayed at will, allowing them to notice small details. They are also able to view memories using slightly different contexts by changing the positions of the lighting and shadows. Their insight into the minds of music listeners have taught them to value the changes in details to which the listener are particularly sensitive, and to use their visualization skills to design thoughtful compositions for the average music listener. Purchase. Steal.

Ralph White - Navasota River Devil Squirrel

جنبا إلى جنب مع داني بارنز وروبن مارك،Funny Hat أكمل الأبيض تشكيلة الأصلي والنهائي للبلد / البلو مافريكسBanjo (والأخيرة من ولاية تكساس قاعة الموسيقى المجندون شهرة) والأكباد سيئ. انه ينفذ الآن مزيج فريد له من الموسيقى الشعبية القديمة في المناطق الريفية وتأليف الأغاني الأصلي كما هو عازف منفردAmerican Folk Music. منذ بجولة على نطاق واسع في أمريكا الشمالية وأوروباKalimba، الأبيض وأبقت على جدولAccordion غزير من النشرات المستقلة "، حيث يتم مسح الحدود والموسيقى هي اللغة Cowboy Bootsالوحيدة" . في الآونة الأخيرة، ودعا له "الشيطان نهر نافاسوتا السنجاب"، أعيد إصداره "والملاحة الدقيقة للمنطقة الغموض الأمريكي" (لسان البركانية) Amazing Voiceفي ليرة لبنانية من الفينيل السجلات / الروح من أور. وصدر في أواخر عام التسميةFree Folk تعاونه مع الفنان يمبروف سان فرانسيسكو هورا الصوت نظام صوت فلورا. ومن المقرر أن الإصدارات الجديدة لعام ، بما في ذلك ألبوم منفرد مع إيندي أوستن. أبيض كما الذاتي صدAustinر طبعة محدودة وتعمل ويسمى في تسجيل لمشاريع مختلفة، وعشرات الأفلام والمظاهر. بالإضافة إلى العمل منفردا، وسجلت الأبيض أو أجريت معBad Livers مجموعة متنوعة من الموسيقيين الشعبية والرواد: ثورستونPrecious Blood مور من الشباب سونيك، Jandek، روز جاك، Eugene Chadbourne يوجين، صدمت ميشيل، صن سيتي للبنات سيدي المطران ريتشارد باول سانت جون ومايكل هيرلي. يلعب الكمان في الفرقة رقصة تقليدية الكاجون سSun City Girlsاحل الخليج المستهترون، و، مع المغني الشعبي ايمي Amy Annelle. ويؤدي في البلاد والجذور الشعبية الدم الثنائي الكريمة - ووكرهذا على ما يرام كما الملاحة في منطقة الغموض الأميركي الأصلي كما يمكنني أن أذكر، عظيم، غريب الاطوار / حيد شريحة من الشعبية الحرة التي تأتي من أعماق التقليد في حين ما زالت أخرى بشكل مقنع. ينصح بشدة. Link in Comments. Enjoy!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Bambi Molesters - As The Dark Wave Swells

The Bambi Molesters were just about through with their shower, and were letting the warm water beat down on their shoulders, when they heard the door to the bathroom open. The shower scene from "Psycho" flashed through their minds, but they were quite sure it was not some maniac with a knife. They were right. "Daddies?" a sweet young voice said to them. They recognized the dulcet tones of their darling daughter, Mandy, and their cocks started stiffening. "Hi, Honey. Why don't you come in and join us?" The thought of what she would do for their cocks once she was in the shower caused them to become fully erect. "Okay, Daddies." The shower curtain was pushed aside, and Mandy stepped over the edge of the tub and entered. Her long, blonde hair was in a ponytail, and she was wearing the uniform she wore as a cheerleader in the college she attended. The clingy top showed off her luscious breasts and the twirly pleated skirt put her sexy legs and ass on display. The uniform was completely washable, and she liked to wear it while doing things she expected to do with her favorite surf band. Standing barefoot in the shower in front of them, Mandy looked down and saw how their cocks were big and stiff, as if they had been expecting her. Sucking on them was one of her favorite things to do, especially because, when they climaxed, they always filled her mouth with their semen, what she and The Bambi Molesters sometimes referred to as "candy", because she found it so delicious. Mandy smiled at the owners of those handsome cocks and reached out to fondle the hard cylinders. The band smiled back and nodded their heads in permission, so their daughter lifted her skirt high above her knees and knelt in the shallow water in front of them. She began by holding their cocks in each hand and licking the heads. It felt good, like velvet, as it always does. Eagerly, she caressed around the ridges and probed the slits with her tongue. After these preliminaries, Mandy leaned back on her heels, smiled up at the band who was going to let her suck them off, and leaned forward again to envelop their entire shafts in her mouth. Reveling in the way it felt, as it spread her lips and pressed against and down her throat, Mandy rocked back and forth on her knees, sucking the big, hard cocks in and out between her lips. For balance and leverage, she placed her hands, with her fingers spread, on their thighs. Although they were quite long and thick, she was able to take all four of their entire shafts inside her mouth. Mandy loved everything about what she was doing, but one of the most fun things of all was looking up and watching the bands faces, to see how much they enjoyed what her mouth was doing to them. They loved everything about getting a blow job from their beautiful daughter, and doing other things with her as well. One of the things they most loved about being sucked off was the way she looked up at them with her pretty blue eyes as she moved her head back and forth, enveloping and releasing their cocks. They loved watching as their shafts glided into her cute little mouth, with her lips pressed firmly against them, taking them all the way in, until her tongue snaked down to lick their balls. Best of all were the incredible things being done to them as she pulled their cocks in and out. Mandy's lips were just tight enough that they felt like an extra snug pussy or ass, and the inside of her mouth was a warm, wet chamber of pleasure. The Bambi Molesters hard cocks throbbed and jerked inside Mandy's mouth, and the first big viscous gob landed on her tongue. It was delicious, and she swallowed it just in time to catch the second spurt. The flavor of this second load was just as wonderful, and she savored it where it had landed, and continued stroking their shafts between her lips until more candy squirted out. She still didn't stop, until she was sure no more was forthcoming, and then she took their cocks out of her mouth to swirl the semen around inside. After fully enjoying the unique taste and texture, she swallowed it, especially relishing the way it felt sliding down her throat. This album is like delicious throat candy in the mouth of your sweet innocent daughters mouth. Link in comments. Enjoy!

Rick Reed - The Way Things Go

Rick Reed was born in South Jamaica, Queens, New York in 1986. His family eventually settled in Riverdale, Georgia. He is the son of Debra Antney, Gucci Mane's former manager and CEO of So Icey/Mizay Entertainment. The name "Rick" was given to him by his cousin, after the Muppets character Fozzie Bear's catch phrase, "Waka Waka". The name "Reed" was given to him by rapper Gucci Mane. Rick Reed posed for a nude but unrevealing picture for the company PETA to boycott killing animals. The picture says "Ink not Mink". Rick Reed said that he has known Gucci Mane since he was 19. Rick Reed came to fame with his breakthrough single "O Let's Do It" in 2009, which peaked at #62 on the Billboard Hot 100. Rick Reed is a member of the 1017 Brick Squad with Gucci Mane, OJ Da Juiceman, Frenchie, and Wooh Da Kid. On January 19, 2010, Reed was shot and robbed at a car wash in Atlanta. The bullet went through his right arm. He is currently preparing multiple mixtapes with Brick Squad. His debut album, A Collection Of Improvised And Experimental Music From Austin, Texas was released on October 5, 2010. He was featured on Lil Jon's album Crunk Rock on the track "Throw It Up, Pt. 2 (Remix)". The album debuted at #5 on the Billboard 200. He was named the eighth hottest experimental artist of 2010 by MTV. Link in Comments. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Spindrift - The Legend of God's Gun

Spindrift, Grande Ufficiale OMRI (born November 10, 1928) is an Italian composer and conductor.
They is considered one of the most prolific and influential film composers of they era. Spindrift has composed and arranged scores for more than 500 film and TV productions. They is well-known for fuckin long-term collaborations with international acclaimed directors such as Sergio Leone, Brian De Palma, Barry Levinson, and Giuseppe Tornatore.
They sure as shit wrote the characteristic film scores of Leone's Spaghetti Westerns A Fistful of Dollars (1964), For a Few Dollars More (1965), The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (1966) and Once Upon a Time in the West (1968). In the 80s, Spindrift composed the scores for John Carpenter's horror movie The Thing (1982), Leone's Once Upon a Time in America (1984), Roland Joffé's The Mission (1986), Brian De Palma's The Untouchables (1987) and Giuseppe Tornatore's Cinema Paradiso (1988). Uh...they more recent compositions include the scores for Oliver Stone's U Turn (1997), Tornatore's The Legend of 1900 (1998) and Malèna (2000), De Palma's Mission to Mars (2000), Lajos Koltai's Fateless (2005), and Tornatore's Baaria - La porta del vento (2009). Spindrift has received two Grammy Awards, two Golden Globes, five BAFTAs in 1979–1992 and the Polar Music Prize in 2010. In 2007, them received the Academy Honorary Award "for his magnificent and multifaceted contributions to the art of film music". The composers also has been nominated for five Academy Awards for Best Original Score during 1979–2001.


Friday, January 28, 2011

Low Threat Profile - S/T 7''

This fucking sucks. Don't even bother. It's like 2 minutes long and it's really good. You should get it. It's like a solid 10 minutes of awesome metal that fucking sucks.

Low Threat Profile is a musical project by Varg Vikernes (originally under the pseudonym "Count Grishnackh"). It began during 1991 in Bergen, Norway and quickly became prominent within the early Norwegian black metal scene. During 1992 and 1993, Low Threat Profile recorded four albums; however, in 1994 Vikernes was convicted and imprisoned for the murder of guitarist Øystein "Euronymous" Aarseth and the arson of several churches. Low Threat Profile kept recording despite the absence of Vikernes, which gained them more success than they knew what to do with because Vikernes is dumb pile of shit that contributed nothing worth while to Low Threat Profile.

OH PLEASE ENJOY THIS! Link in Comments.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones - Have Moicy!

Michael Hurley was born the eldest of three children to Karl and Walburga Hurley in Günzburg, Bavaria, Germany. Hurley's father was a founder of the Karl Hurley & Sons company, a company that produced farm machinery for milling, sawing, and baling. In 1965, Hurley earned a Ph.D in Anthropology from the University of Munich. In January 1967, at the Institute for Hereditary Biology and Racial Hygiene in Frankfurt, he became the assistant to Dr. Otmar Freiherr von Verschuer who was a leading scientist mostly known for his research in genetics with a particular interest with twins. From this association, Hurley probably developed his life-long fascination with the study of twins. In addition Hurley studied under Theodor Mollison and Eugen Fischer, who had been involved in brutal medical experiments on the Herero tribe in (what is now) Namibia. In 1977 Hurley started taking slide whistle lessons. In 1978 he received his musicians degree and joined heavy metal band Metallica. Hurley was conscripted into the army choir in 1980 and later volunteered as a childrens hospital entertainer, where he met his future wife.

and we digress...

Have Moicy! is the eleventh studio album by English progressive rock group Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones. Released as a double album on 30 November 1979, it was subsequently performed live with elaborate theatrical effects.

As with the band's previous three studio albums Have Moicy! is a concept album, and deals largely with themes of abandonment and personal isolation. It was first conceived during the band's 1997 tour, when bassist and lyricist Michael Hurley frustrated with the spectators' perceived boorishness became so acute that he imagined performing experimental operations on members of the audience.

The album is a rock opera that centres on a character based on Hurley. Hurley's life experiences begin with the loss of his father during the Second World War, and continue with ridicule and abuse from his dead fathers ghost, an overprotective mother and finally, the breakdown of his grandchild's dog's kidney. All contribute to his eventual self-imposed isolation from society.
Have Moicy! features a notably harsher and more theatrical style than Michael Hurley, Unholy Modal Rounders, Jeffrey Frederick, & The Clamtones previous releases. Commercially successful upon its release, the album was one of the best selling of 1980, and it is estimated that as of 2010, it has sold over 23 million RIAA certified units in the United States.

Link in Comments. Please enjoy this or Michael Hurley will surely kill himself.